I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

(Source: winterfel)

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
image

(Source: mexicanest)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice)


dangergaysfrank:

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